The faith that I belong to uses the “Heavenly Calendar”, which mirrors the lunar calendar. Today is the fourth day of the fourth month of the seventeenth year.

The U.S. headquarters did not produce a calendar for 2026, but the Korean church did—or so I discovered yesterday, and a PDF was available to download for donation. I snatched one and contacted FedEx Office about printing it up. One emailed file and follow-up phone call later and the print job was set for overnight. I paid for and retrieved the thing this morning.