If you swabbed the seats at TechCrunch Disrupt, spread it across a petri dish, and dipped that dish in uranium, this man would eventually emerge. But there’s no need to wait: he’s real, he works on AOL, and they want him on your television, making prophecies.
Sam Biddle
There are days I really appreciate Gawker bringing back Valleywag. Click Biddle’s name, to see why. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but ten thousand more with the right headline (or caption).