When You Can’t Get an AI Girlfriend

The Barber of Seville is closing up shop after 45 years of operation—more than 30 of them in downtown University Heights. George gave me a final cut this afternoon. His last customer will be a local priest, sometime on Dec. 11, 2024.

While waiting outside for my turn, I observed something, or more appropriately someone, across the street. You can judge for yourself from the Featured Image. Homelessness is a San Diego fixture, and I see street dwellers sprawled on sidewalks every day. But this gent is the first with an inflatable woman.

Loneliness manifests many different ways. Is this one of them? Or am I being naive, not seeing something darker and sexual? You tell me. AI girlfriends are a thing, and they’re but the newest fad. Their analog counterpart, while perhaps not as pretty, personalized, or humanly responsive, is the blowup doll.

Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra made the moment, I couldn’t have surreptitiously shot with a camera and telephoto lens. Vitals: f/3.4, ISO 32, 1/800 sec, (synthetic) 230mm (digital and optical zoom); 1:14 p.m. PST.